Ok so you guys asked for it, here it is Aaron’s recipes. At the end of each episode I will give you guys a recipe and then publish it here for you to pull it up if you want to actually make it. They will cover the spectrum of stuff, but I will try to keep them as simple as possible and keep the instructions thorough. You can always reach out if you have questions.
11/18/25 “The Mean Tweets are Back” Kaluha Pork: This recipe comes from my first restaurant gig. It was taught to me by a crusty old Navy vet named Don, who was a great guy and I have modified it from how we made it to work with a crockpot so you can toss the ingredients in it and walk away and come back to a simple savory dinner. I suggest serving it on a toasted kings Hawaiian roll with a grilled slice of pineapple and some thinly sliced red onion. It also pairs nicely with Japanese BBQ sauce.
5lbs Pork Butt, diced into 1 inch cubes
1 cup low sodium soy sauce
1/2 cup pineapple juice
4tbsp kosher salt
Place diced pork in a crock pot. Combine all remaining ingredients and pour over pork. Stir to distribute marinade evenly. Cover and set on high for 3 hours. After three hours shred pork with two forks, a pair of tongs, or meat claws. It should pull apart easily, if not it needs to cook longer. After it has been pulled apart set on low for two additional hours to simme. Alternatively you can set it on high for four hours and then just go straight to service or you can roast in an oven as a whole pork butt covered with foil at 275 for five hours.
12/2/25 “Timmy The R-Slur” Crockpot Turkey Pot Pie: This recipe is one I wrote purely as a follow up to Thanksgiving as a way to get rid of your Thanksgiving leftovers.
2-3lbs leftover turkey rough chopped
1 1/2-2 cups leftover gravy
1 cup chicken or turkey stock
2 cups mashed potatoes
1lb mixed vegetables
1 medium onion, rough chopped.
Combine all ingredients in crock pot. Set on high for 3 1/2 hours. Internal temperature of 165 degrees. Serve over biscuits.
12/9/25 “Somali Fraud & Consequences” Aaron’s Meatballs for Sandwiches: This recipe is my default meatball recipe for when I am making meatball sandwiches. They are also good with pasta or just to have a meatball. You can make them and freeze them for a quick meal later or eat them all in one go, totally your call. Makes 5 sandwiches at 4 meatballs per sammich.
2lbs 80/20 ground beef
1lb Ground Pork
1lb Bacon, chopped fine
1/4 cup Grated Parmesan
2TBSP Italian Seasoning
2 TBSP Garlic Powder
2ea Large Eggs
1 TBSP Worcestershire Sauce
1/2 tsp Red Pepper Flakes
Combine all ingredients in a large bowl and mix until thoroughly combined. Portion using an ice cream scoop and shape into balls with your hands. Arrange the balls on a cookie sheet or in a 9×13 baking dish. Bake in 375 degree oven for 25 minutes or to in internal temperature of 165 degrees. Simmer in marinara sauce thinned with beef stock and simmer for 1-2 hours over medium low heat. Serve on a toasted 6″ French roll topped with melted mozzarella.
12/16/25 “Shootings and Self Importance” Armadillo Eggs: This recipe is a favorite of mine. I make a lot of stuff on the smoker, so this is one I make a lot.
Armadillo Eggs Ala Aaron
12 Jalapeno Peppers
8 oz pork sausage
4oz ground beef
8oz shredded cheddar jack cheese
1 8oz block cream cheese
¼ tsp granulated garlic
1 tsp crushed red pepper flakes
24 strips thick cut bacon
1 tsp kosher salt
1/8 tsp black pepper
½ tsp granulated garlic
¼ tsp ground bay leaf
¼ tsp rubbed sage
Soften cream cheese.
Cut the tops off of the jalapenos and core. Set aside. In a mixing bowl combine softened cream cheese, cheddar jack, and first measure of garlic. Mix to thoroughly combine. In separate bowl combine beef, pork, and remaining spices. Mix thoroughly to combine. Fill the peppers with the cheese mixture either by piping or gently stuffing in with a teaspoon. Divide meat mix into 1oz portions and flatten into patties. Wrap each jalapeno in a meat patty and wrap with 2 strips of bacon. Refrigerate for 10 minutes to allow to set.
Smoker
Smoke at 300 degrees to an internal temperature of 165 degrees, which should take about an hour. Use an instant read thermometer or probe to check the temperature. You can glaze with a BBQ sauce of your choice at the point where you have about 10 minutes left to cook. The bacon should be crispy and golden brown. I like to use pecan wood for the smoke with these
Air Fryer Method. – New –
Arrange armadillo eggs in single layer in air Fryer. Cook at 400 degrees for 15 minutes, turn eggs cook additional 7 minutes. Temp for doneness, and if desired brush with BBQ sauce and cook additional 2 minutes to caramelize.
12/23/25 “Merry Christmas” Grandma’s Buttermilk Pie: This recipe is a favorite of mine. It’s one of my dad’s favorites too. We don’t eat it much, but it is a go to. It is a buttermilk custard pie. Yields 2 9″ pies
3 eggs
1 stick of butter, softened.
2 Cups Granulated Sugar
1TBSP Vanilla Extract
1 1/2 Cups Buttermilk
1tsp Nutmeg
1T Lime Juice
Cream together butter and sugar in a mixer using a whip attachment. Gradually fold in eggs, vanilla, nutmeg and flour. Blend in buttermilk until custard is made. Pour into unbaked pie crusts and bake at 425 for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 375 and continue to bake for additional 30 minutes. Allow to cool completely before serving.
12/23/25 “Merry Christmas” *BONUS RECIPE* Grandma’s Butter Cookies: This recipe is Butter cookies. Not complicated, but good.
2lbs UNSALTED butter, softened
3 cups granulated sugar
1tsp salt (omit if you use salted butter)
2 TBSP vanilla
4 Egg Yolks
8 Cups AP flour
Cream together butter and sugar. Add in salt and vanilla. Incorporate egg yolks one at a time. Fold in flour until dough is formed. Portion on to a greased cookie sheet. Bake at 240 for 8-12 minutes, until edges are golden brown.
01/06/26 “2026 – New Year, Same Me” Caramelized Vidalia Onion BBQ: This is a BBQ sauce recipe. It’s good on pork, chicken, or beef. It is a time intensive process so buckle in and do the thing.
2 TBSP Butter
2Cups Diced Valdallia onions
1/2 cup tomato paste
1/4 Cup Apple Cider Vinegar
2tsp Garlic powder
2 tsp smoked paprika
1TBSP spanish paprika
1tsp chipotle powder
1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce
2TBSP Chili Powder
2tsp Salt
2 Cups COLD water
1/4 Cup Honey
Melt butter in a heavy bottomed pan over a medium high heat. Add diced onions and sauté, stirring constantly to carmelize. The onions should be cooked to a rich deep brown. Add in tomato paste and continue to cook to slightly caramelize the tomato paste. Deglaze pan with vinegar and add in spices. Stir to combine. Add in water and stir to evenly combine. Reduce heat and allow to simmer until desired consistency is reached.
12/23/25 “Merry Christmas” Grandma’s Buttermilk Pie: This recipe is a favorite of mine. It’s one of my dad’s favorites too. We don’t eat it much, but it is a go to. It is a buttermilk custard pie. Yields 2 9″ pies
3 eggs
1 stick of butter, softened.
2 Cups Granulated Sugar
1TBSP Vanilla Extract
1 1/2 Cups Buttermilk
1tsp Nutmeg
1T Lime Juice
Cream together butter and sugar in a mixer using a whip attachment. Gradually fold in eggs, vanilla, nutmeg and flour. Blend in buttermilk until custard is made. Pour into unbaked pie crusts and bake at 425 for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 375 and continue to bake for additional 30 minutes. Allow to cool completely before serving.
01/13/26 “2026 – “ICE in Minnesota” Chipotle Ranch Dressing: I generally don’t care for ranch dressing. That being said this spices it up a bit and makes it more interesting to me. It can be used as salad dressing or as a dipping sauce for various appetizers, side dishes or vegetables. If you want it for a dip style dressing mix it into a pound of sour cream, rather than the Mayonaise. Makes 1 quart
1 1/4 tsp cracked black pepper
2 tsp Kosher Salt
2 tsp Garlic Powder
2 TBSP Dried Parsley
3 TSP onion powder
2TSP Dill
4 TBSP Dried Chives
1 Tsp Chipotle Powder
1qt Heavy Mayo
2TBSP Buttermilk
Combine all dry ingredients and mix thoroughly. Fold into mayo. Incorporate buttermilk. Refrigerate at least a couple of hours to give the dressing a chance for the flavors to meld. Over night is better. IF making a dip substitute 1 lb of sour cream for the mayo. If you want a thinner dressing increase the buttermilk.
01/20/26 “2026 – “More Minnesota Problems & the Ripple Effect” Yum Yum Sauce: This one’s for you Lorenzo
2 cups heavy Mayo
2 TBSP Melted Unsalted Butter
2 TBSP Rice wine vinegar
1 TBSP Mirin* (you can use regular rice wine and add 1/2 tsp additional honey if you prefer, a sweet white, or omit)
1/2 tsp Paprika
1 1/2 tsp Garlic Powder
1 1/2 tsp Onion powder
1/2 tsp Gochujang chili paste (may substitute 1/2 tsp sambal, sriracha or 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper)
2 TBSP raw honey
1 TBSP Tomato Paste
1/4 cup (2oz) COLD Water
Combine all ingredients and mix thoroughly. Refrigerate at least four hours to overnight to give a chance for the flavors to meld. Store in a covered container in the fridge for up to 7 days. As with any of my recipes, this is how I make it, and there is no hard and fast standard on this one. Some of the variations call for ketchup instead of tomato paste, if you want to do that I suggest reducing the honey since there is already sugar in the ketchup, however feel free to tweak it to suit your tastes. I prefer mine a little more subtly sweet, which is why I use the paste and honey option. You can make it more or less spicy by adjusting the chili level. A lot of the recipes I have seen over the years for this one use cayenne, or sriracha but I prefer the taste of the gochujang.
01/26/26 “2026 – “Well, I Called it.” Cauliflower Blue Cheese Soup: This recipe was given to me by a member of a Club I was the Executive Chef at. It was his favorite recipe, from his mother. I used to make it for him every so often. I also developed a taste for it. It is hearty and delicious. If you don’t like blue cheese I would recommend a white cheddar or muenster instead.
1 head of cauliflower, chopped coarse
1 medium yellow onion- diced
3 ribs celery – diced
2 Tbsp Garlic – minced
1/2 tsp dried marjoram
3qt Chicken Stock
1 qt Heavy Whipping Cream
1lb Blonde Roux (8oz flour, 8oz butter melted)
3oz crumbled bacon
4oz blue cheese crumbles
1Tbsp Worcestershire Sauce
1Tbsp Chef’s salt
3Tbsp Bacon fat
Sautee cauliflower and onions in bacon fat to translucence. Add diced celery, marjoram, and salt. Cook additional 3-5 minutes stirring frequently. Add chicken broth and simmer over medium heat until tender, approximately 15-20 minutes. Reserve 1/2 of the vegetables. Puree remaining mixture until smooth, and incorporate roux. Simmer until lightly thickened. Finish with heavy cream, bacon, and return remaining vegetables to pot. Bring to a temperature of 165. If desired soup can simmer to allow it to thicken more. Serve garnished with blue cheese crumbles, bacon, chives, or scallions. Leftovers can be frozen or kept for up to 7 days when cooled properly and held in the fridge.






